How many times do I have to do this? Funny DUI Story
I stopped a DUI before Christmas. He was all over the road and a real danger. When I got him out of the car to do FST's he just said, "I'm drunk. Take me to get blood done." I asked him if this was his first DUI here since we draw blood only and he advised that it was his third. On
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Funny Cop Police Story. Funny Police DUI DWI Story
the way to the hospital he said "My wife warned me if I got caught again, she was going to leave me." I ask if he thought she was serious and he replied "I hope so, the b**#* won't leave any other way."
