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Golfing Cops

The Chief and one of his Officers went golfing one Saturday morning, as they have done every Saturday since they were cadets years ago. These guys were complete golf nuts! Come rain or shine, they were there on Saturday.  That afternoon the Officer returned home exhausted, and plopped down dejectedly in his easy chair. His wife, concerned by his appearance, asks if something went wrong with his game. "No, no," he replied, "I had the best game I had in years! As a matter of fact, I started out the first three holes at 4 under par, including a eagle on the 3rd." "So why are you so beat?" his wife asked. "Well, Chief had a heart attack and died on the 4th hole," he said. "What?!?  And you're so exhausted from trying to save him, huh?"
"No, It was very quick and there was nothing anyone could've done. But after that, it was just hit the ball, drag the Chief, hit the ball, drag the Chief...."

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A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this:

Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? 

A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.
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A police recruit was asked on an exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"

In the blank, he wrote, "Call for backup."


A salesman gave it up to become a policeman...

A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman.

Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role.

“Well,” he replied, “the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, but what I like best is that the customer is always wrong.”



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Q. Officer, who provided this description?

A. The officer who responded to the scene.

Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers? 

A. Yes sir, with my life.

Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then officer - do you have a locker room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes in preparation for you daily duties? 

A. Yes sir, we do.

Q. And do you have a locker in that room? 

A. Yes sir, I do.

Q. And do you have a lock on your locker? 

A. Yes sir.

Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same officers? 

A. You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room
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